Way back in the stone ages of IS someone had a great idea, an idea that would be passed on from generation to generation. That senior staff would tell tales of excitement, intrigue, and danger to the younger staff. And so it was that I heard great tales of the pranks of past, having auxiliary roles in some, and being the recipient of some.
Ok, maybe it’s not quite that dramatic.
Denise is the latest victim/recipient. It was decided that we should do something to her office in the middle of her vacation. Dave and I figured we couldn’t let her have a week of sun and surf on a cruise without somehow trying to “brighten” her return to cloudy West Michigan. It was hard going at first. We thought about boxes, but that had been done to my office. We considered reversing her furniture or trading offices with her, but that sounded like too much work. Covering her walls and desk in a festive and gaudy wrapping paper assortment was an idea, but that involved moving everything on her desk. We even entertained the idea of hiding a fish behind her bookshelf but quickly figured we would have to smell it too – besides, she smells non-existent smells already. Finally, in a moment of genius, we had the idea of streamers. Not just a few streamers, but a mile of streamers.
The plan started fairly small, but once we started talking about it quickly grew. Taping them too the ceiling would work, but that was too small, we needed to think bigger. Our calculations said 2600 feet should be enough to have pretty good coverage. But, what if we could hang a mile of streamers? By draping them over the ceiling tile supports we wouldn’t need tape, we would have a nice pattern, and we could easily use a mile.
We needed streamers, lots of streamers. We’re all poor and not looking to spend a ton of money. Walmart or the dollar store wasn’t good enough for our needs. We needed wholesale streamers, but didn’t have time to order them online. Google Local came to the rescue and we discovered Party America. They sold 500 foot rolls at an acceptable price.

Vicki, Rachel and Jen were recruited to help Friday evening. Vicky, Rachel, and Jen cut the streamers to length. Dave and I removed the ceiling tile, hung the streamers, and replaced the tile while being careful to dump as much tile dust as we could while not breaking our necks. That wasn’t enough so I “helped” Vicki and Rachel be more efficient in their cutting of streamers (I think they still talk to me.)
We were pretty smug and satisfied with ourselves by 7:30. 5500 feet of streamers were carefully hung from the ceiling with just enough room for the door to open. We each went our separate ways and waited for Denise to return.
Denise decided to play hooky on Monday much to our disappointment.
Tuesday, she came, she saw, she liked.

She’s been working in her office with the streamers. We’re glad she can work because we aren’t going to take them down and she is pregnant, so she can’t really take them down. It looks like she will have to wait and continue working in her colorful office.
Time Lapse Video Here
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