1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and rinse”.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Somehow I’ve managed to avoid being “tagged” by anyone in my first year of blogging. Sarah got me. I think a limit of one per year is pretty good. Please don’t bother tagging me until 2007.

Four jobs I’ve had:

• Cornerstone: Web Programmer, Other duties as assigned
• Cornerstone: Tech Support Something or Another
• Ellenbaum Truck Sales: Mechanic, Sales, Computer Guy, Truck Driver, Purchasing Agent, and Janitor
• Thumb Truck: Sand Blaster, Bathroom Cleaner, House Mover, Truck Driver, Sled Operator.

Four movies I can watch over and over:

• Dumb and Dumber
• Italian Job
• Do I have to watch them over and over?

Four tv shows I love/like to watch:

• Myth Busters
• Extreme Machines
• CSI
• Law and Order

Four places I’ve been on vacation:

• Norway
• Smoky Mountains
• James Bay
• Israel

Four favorite dishes:

• BBQ Pulled Pork
• Lasagna
• Crab Legs (does that count as a dish?)
• Green Bean Casserole

Four websites I visit daily:

• CNN.com
• Slashdot.org
• Cornerstone.edu
• Google.com

Four places I’d rather be:

• California
• Smoky Mountains
• Philippines
• NYC

Four bloggers I’m tagging:
I’ll spread this over to CU Radio

• Hannah
• Faith
• Stacey
• Mike

http://www.devilducky.com/media/28888/

Other Favorites:
Parallel Parking
A Cappella Nintendo Medley
Fair Chase

Thanks to Pfitz for this site!

Sites Visited in the last 12 months. create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

Countries visited in my lifecreate your own visited countries map
or vertaling Duits Nederlands

Also check out the Google News Map and Collective Proza,

Check out this video.

Many people are stressed. This morning I re-discovered a great stress test. It is a quick and easy test. If you fail the test please seek professional help immediatly.

Photo Credit: I don’t know the original source of the image but I got it from Prof. Bos some time ago.

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originally uploaded by endofnow.

A dj on the wrong side of the radio is an interesting thing. Tommy listens to each station for about two seconds. Rumor has it we should here him on some of the stations he voice tracks for. we are in ft wayne. Just cruising along.